#Roy and Jason are absolutely the kind of parents to use fun little code phrases to sognal each other for sex

[sun-moon-stars-jedi]

Roy: Jaybird, there's a lot of laundry to fold. Wanna help me out 😏

Jason: Sure, I'd love to give you a hand 😏

Lian: For crying out loud, I'm 16! Just say you're going upstairs to have sex.

Jason: N-no, we're folding-

Lian: Please, there hasn't been a folded piece of laundry in this house in years.

Jason:

Roy:

Roy: I knew we kept forgetting something.